David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize