I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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