Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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