On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
