what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
