you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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