I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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