I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
