ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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