I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
