You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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