she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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