and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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