windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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