were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
