And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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