I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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