I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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