i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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