just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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