with your own penis?
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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