My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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