Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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