I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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