I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
my shit smells like andre
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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