you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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