Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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