Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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