I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
tell me about the fingering
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