he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
