Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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