nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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