Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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