So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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