Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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