fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
