she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
