Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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