Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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