I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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