Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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