If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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