question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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