how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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