You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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