I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Panties = found
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