that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
