ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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