I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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