Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My dick has a subreddit
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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