I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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