My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Randomize
