love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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